The show’s ratings have been tanking for some time now. All the signs point to Whoopi Goldberg’s endless controversies and struggles with reality.
“She has to go,” said one network executive, “The show could be so much better.”
The public disagrees and would prefer you cancel it, but getting rid of Whoopi is a good start.
The executive we spoke to was Joe Barron, Vice President of Marketing and Development for Earth 9. “We don’t get a lot of opportunity to fire her here,” he told us via the inter-dimensional neural link, “Roseanne is still fired and trying to make a comeback, so we’re SOL.”He’s not wrong, patriots. Without Roseanne’s new show ruining everything for Whoopi and The View, she’s probably just as popular as ever. We’re not actually sure how attacking this story from its current angle even works out. You know. Logistically.
What we are sure of is that in many places in the ALLOD Multiverse, Whoopi is about to hit the unemployment line.
Those Earths must all be patriotic AF. God Bless America.
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