Kathy Griffin got herself thrown off the red carpet at the Met Gala.

“She wasn’t on the list,” said head of Met Security Jow Barron, “We have strict procedures. You need an invitation, and she didn’t have one.”

Looks like Kathy is on the outs with the in crowd.

Our lead journalisticator for Met Gala events, Tara Newhole, says the scene started out a little bit funny, but then it turned a little bit darker.

“I’ll hold all of your heads for a comedy routine if you don’t let me in,” she shouted. According to our legalistical editor, Joe Barron, she should have been arrested last time, and she should be arrested this time:

“Arrest and seize all assets. That’s the only way to send a message that if you want to be free, you’ll do as you’re told.”

Makes sense. God Bless you, Joe Barron, and God Bless America.