I don’t care how famous you are, if you’re the greatest basketball player to ever live or just a regular team owner. This right here is how you celebrate. Michael Jordan saw his guy Tyler Reddick win at Talladega yesterday in the 45 car.
That’s one hell of a car design. But you know what? Michael Jordan may have summed it up perfectly:
The man is arguably the most competitive man on Earth. He takes everything personal, he likes to remind everyone about just how damn good he was/is. I don’t blame him, I’d do the same thing. But this is about the celebration. Michael Jordan taking it all in and then planning on getting absolutely wasted on the plane is perfect. That’s what you should be doing when you’ve accomplished everything in life and just watched your guy win a race. You gonna sit there quiet on the plane? I don’t think so.
Imagine being Curtis though. That’s a dream life right there. You get to be the guy MJ is calling out specifically to get wasted with. We talk about Turtle’s fake life in the very fake Entourage, now imagine getting to live that out here. Sign me up. Do you know how many MJ stories you’d know that you can’t tell anyone? That’s worth the salary alone. Great response too with ‘alright, sounds like a plan.’ Of course it’s a plan! You don’t have any other option in this scenario.
Incredible quote. Love the move and the only correct way to celebrate a win at Talladega. Gotta admit NASCAR races look incredible. If it’s good enough for MJ to celebrate like this, it’s good enough for everyone.
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